how surprised were you when you realized the D in disney was not a G?

one of the few things i remember learning in high school was the ways in which disney subtly corrupts poor little children. and how long it took them to correct their mistakes.

the lion king:

when simba slumps down on the grass, if you look carefully in the dust floating in the sky, you can see it spells 'sex.'



aladdin:

here, while jasmine is opening the curtains, you can here aladdin in the background saying 'good teenagers take off their clothes.'



the little mermaid:

the underwater palace is made of penises.



man, they sure like wieners in this movie. check out this erection.



the rescuers down under:

how much are those boobies in the window?



and these are just among countless others. if you have vhs copies of these films from the early 90's, chances are, disney tainted you at a very early age.